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Man Puts His Head In The Mouth Of A Hungry Croc And You Won't Believe What Happens Next!

See, kids, that’s exactly what goes down when you arm down the gullet of a dinosaur who lives solely on survival instinct. Let alone at a free crocodile show for 6 people in Thailand where I’m sure the safety precautions are tip-top notch. I’m sure that thing is well fed to begin with. Literally poking it with a stick beforehand didn’t help, either. But, hey, that’s what happens when you serve up 150lbs of fresh human meat right in its mouth. Of course that thing’s gonna put the women and children to bed and go looking for dinner.

The only thing more stupid would be to feed the giant croc raw meat with your bare hands then be stupider enough to try and take it back. Good one, Chubbs!

I mean, the?pro move would have probably let the 12 foot man eating dinosaur keep the steak?instead of trying to fetch it back with your chicken fingers. ?Just a thought. ?But then again if that was?Steve Irwin would’ve put the croc in a Sharpshooter before making it apologize to the world in plain English. ?That man could do it all?when Sting Rays weren’t involved.