Eddie Lacy, An NFL Running Back, Made $55k Today For Not Being Over 250 Pounds
I can’t hate this. I want to hate this, I want to hate Eddie Lacy for getting so fat that he is now getting bonuses for being under 250 pounds to be an NFL running back, but I just can’t do it. It’s an amazing move by him. Set the bar so low that you get rewarded for doing what you’re supposed to do. It’s like a kid who eats glue every day at school and he starts getting gold stars just because his breath doesn’t smell like Elmers.
And the best thing is, this is the 2nd time he’s gotten a bonus. He got one last month for being under 255. 255!!! He weighed in at 253, so he legit made 55 grand today basically because he skipped breakfast this morning.
All I can do is applaud Eddie Lacy for making 110 grand for being 30 pounds heavier than the average NFL running back. That’s the American Dream. And a wholeeeee lot of China food.
