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Watch Ted Cruz Get Stage Cucked To The Moon

I’m not a huge Ted Cruz guy but Jesus Christ at some point you want to see a guy stand up for himself. Stand up for his name. Stand up for his family. At some point you want to see a guy get a win. Every time I turn around somebody is running the fuck over Ted Cruz. And every time he just takes it like a little bitch. It’s embarrassing. I’m embarrassed for the Cruzes.

Own daughter runs over him.

Trump runs over him.

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And now this random Jesus freak runs over him. Come on dude. Look at the face on this stage cucker.

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That’s the look of a Jesus freak who just earned the easiest W of her career. Stage cucked Lyin’ Ted to the fucking moon. Stop getting stuffed in lockers and stand up for yourself dude. Gosh.