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Watch Ted Cruz Get Stage Cucked To The Moon

I’m not a huge Ted Cruz guy but Jesus Christ at some point you want to see a guy stand up for himself. Stand up for his name. Stand up for his family. At some point you want to see a guy get a win. Every time I turn around somebody is running the fuck over Ted Cruz. And every time he just takes it like a little bitch. It’s embarrassing. I’m embarrassed for the Cruzes.

Own daughter runs over him.

Trump runs over him.


And now this random Jesus freak runs over him. Come on dude. Look at the face on this stage cucker.

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That’s the look of a Jesus freak who just earned the easiest W of her career. Stage cucked Lyin’ Ted to the fucking moon. Stop getting stuffed in lockers and stand up for yourself dude. Gosh.