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This Shot For Shot Remake Of Jurassic Park's "Clever Girl" Scene Deserves All The Awards

Original (obviously) above. Oscar worthy remake below:

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SHOOT HERRRR! SHOOOOOOOT HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Or not. It’s both illegal and impossible to shoot something that adorable. But I probably enjoyed that reenactment a lot more than I should’ve. Short. Sweet. Funny. Cute. That’s what we call hitting the cycle on a nice little Friday with this quick remake.

It just goes to show Jurassic Park premiered almost 25-years-ago and it’s still the gift that keeps on giving. And we’re talking well beyond the delightful Chris Pratt and the even more delightful Jeff Goldblum returning to do the damn thing in the next movie. It’s across the board in all genres in life. Even the music holds true. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again – If the theme of Jurassic Park were composed by Mozart or someone in the 18th century it would be looked at as one of the classical masterpieces today. John Williams can do no wrong. Seriously. He’s conducted the themes to Jurassic Park, Star Wars, E.T., Jaws, Superman, Indiana Jones, motherfucking Home Alone. All certified classics. Now do yourself a favor, close your eyes and listen away your worries to the best rendition of the Jurassic Park theme right here: