An all-natural treatment for women looking to rejuvenate and tighten their vagina is giving doctors serious cause for concern – ground-up wasp nests.
That’s right, some women are actually using oak galls – tree deformities caused by wasp nests – as an at-home remedy for vaginal rejuvenation.
But, while some natural ingredients are hailed for their ability to alleviate health problems, Canadian gynaecologist Jen Gunter says using this method can have serious long-term implications.Formed when a wasp lays eggs in a tree’s leaf buds so that the larva can develop inside, oak galls are being sold by online retailers – including Etsy – who claim that grounding them into a paste can help tighten the vagina and get rid of bad smells.
But, Dr Gunter has slammed the practice on her blog warning women that using this method could lead to painful sex, a lack of healthy bacteria and an increased risk of contracting HIV.
I’m as surprised as anyone. I thought for sure that a ground-up wasp nest would do wonders for the vagina. It just makes sense, but I think we gotta trust science on this one. I would like to talk to the first woman who thought this was a good idea, though.
“Hmmm. I see that wasp nest and I do admit that my vagina has been a touch on the smelly side. You know what doesn’t stink? Wasp nests. I bet if I ground this nest into a paste and shoved said paste up my vah jay jay so far that you’d think it was a wasp nest baby brewing that the results would be my vagina smelling like the sweet nectar that I desire it to be. Furthermore, I bet this paste would tighten this thing like a balloon knot instead of the traffic cone that it currently is. Cause I gotta be honest, my crotch is kinda looking like a shar pei. ”
The pressures of privates are so heavy. Whether it’s penis shaming due to size and stamina or the search for tightness and decent smell for the ladies, it’s all hard to swallow. The stinky factor must be really tough to deal with. It’s no wonder why we’ve got women all over Canada searching for wasp nests to aerate their vaginas like