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Can We Be The Generation That Ends Unnecessary Old Dude Nudity In Gym Locker Rooms?

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If you’ve ever been within 50 miles of a gym before, you’ve seen an old dude’s dick and nuts at least once or twice. It’s been that way since the dawn of time. Old dudes go to the gym just so they can get naked in public and hang around in the locker room with their junk out. It’s just a fact of life the same way as the sky is blue and grass is green. But it doesn’t have to be.

There’s been plenty of pressure put on younger generations in America. People want us to be the generation that puts an end to smoking. People want us to be the generation end poverty and cure cancer and save the world. That’s a lot to put on somebody’s plate. It’s actually way too much. A damn near impossible task to accomplish any of those things. Which is why we need to set the bar a little lower. Baby steps, people.

We may not be the generation that can cure the world of all its problems. But we can be the generation that eventually puts an end to unnecessary old dude nudity in gym locker rooms. And all it takes is everybody pledging their allegiance to the cause right now. Because eventually, we’re going to be old dudes. And we’re going to have a choice. Generations in the past? It seems like as soon as they hit the age of 60, they just give in to their natural old dude instincts and hang dong 24/7 in the gym locker room. It’s some sort of genetic predisposition to spend hours of your day butt ass naked in the gym locker room once you’re over the age of 60. But maybe if we all become conscious of it now, 30-40 years down the road we can control it.

Just imagine a world that is free of old dudes waltzing around with their cocks out all day. Isn’t it a beautiful place? It’s a world where truly anything is possible. You solve the naked old dude crisis, you can solve anything else you put your mind to.

@BarstoolJordie