Phillies Fan Makes Web Gem Of A Diving Catch On His GF, Wisely Bullshits And Says He Was Simply Protecting His Lady

SOLID snag. There’s no doubt about that. But, please. Spare me the whole “I was only trying to protect my girlfriend on her birthday” act. I applaud the play, but you can’t bullshit a bullshitter. That pop foul was well on its way to sailing over her head. The eye in the sky doesn’t lie. There was no protection necessary. He wanted the ball come hell or high water. Of course he whips out the chivalry card after he came on the top rope and flopped on his woman. That was 10x as dangerous to his birthday girl than having a Can Of Corn fall on her tits. Claiming he was looking out for her was simply the only reasonable play to deflect the fact he’s That Guy who left his feet in the stands to barehand a worthless object…and I respect it. Now he gets the ball, the woman, and the fame. Godspeed, fellow bullshitter.

As for the Phillies, who were once 11-9 to start the season, they are now 4-18 in their last 22 games after getting their nuts stomped on by the Rockies last night, 8-1. Fun! Especially when I’m able to get blown out of my chair by the Maikel Franco’s whiff while sitting 100 miles North in NYC. Christ almighty. Stay in your shoes on a swing, for once.