Many People Are Saying This Fat Guy That Hit His Nuts Trying To Jump Into A River Is Me, I'm Here To Clear My Name

Now I know what Jim Mcelwan felt like. I did not fuck that dead shark and no this video is not me. I can see how there is some confusion, right down to the fresh pair of MeUndies, but no this is not me. If it were me I’d probably fall before I even got to the jump part, glad we cleared this all up.

-Big Cat, the other fat guy with boobs that didn’t jump off the railing and smash his penis and balls in a gross display of unathleticism.