Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher


FloridaA middle school teacher in Florida has found herself in the center of some very real drama, which ironically is the subject she teaches.

As reported, 33-year-old Pamela Stigger has been arrested after a police officer allegedly caught her having sex with her former teenage student at 2 o’clock in the morning this past week.

According to reports, the Broward County middle school teacher was brought into custody on Thursday (May 11) and is being charged with two counts of sexual assault on a minor between the ages of 12 and 18, along with one count of lewd and lascivious activity on a minor.

Stigger, who reportedly also is married, denied having sexual contact with the teen, despite him being found nude from the waist down. According to reports, the woman blamed the teenager for the incident, claiming he was “attempting to seduce her” when cops approached the vehicle in the middle of the night. The teenager reportedly told authorities that he did have sex with Stigger. …

“She did say that she was in the process of mentoring this past student of hers, even though it was two o’clock in the morning, and they were in the back seat of a car,” the sheriff’s spokeswoman Gina Carter shared with reporters.

In addition to teaching drama, Stigger is an actress herself, with her IMDB page listing several upcoming movies she’s set to appear in this year.

OK, you can drop the snark, Broward County Sheriff’s spokeswoman Gina Carter. We know you’re trying to make Pamela Stigger look stupid. Your job is to present the facts. The who/what/where/when of police work. Not to throw shade at Mrs. Stigger just because she’s an accomplished actress. And not that I don’t respect law enforcement, because I do, but who are you do disparage the woman who did such a star turn as Young Jade Haven in the not-yet-released Booty? Or whose career is about to take off once Love Till It Hurts is out of post-production?

Frankly Gina, you don’t know the first thing about what it takes to mentor an aspiring young actor. But if a professional drama teacher says that teaching him the craft, helping him dig deep inside himself and become the characters he portrays involves a 2 AM backseat beaner behind her husband’s back? Then it does. And when that car hummer inspires the kid to become the next Denzel, we’ll look for a full apology. I expect better out of you, Florida.

The Grades:
Looks: Maybe I’ve got her on the brain because I just saw Guardians of the Galaxy 2 and Star Trek Beyond is making a run on cable, but I see a little low rent, Broward Couny Zoe Saldana in Pamela. If she’s hot enough to land the role of a lifetime as Candice in Pre-Judge Us, she’s at least hot enough for a
Grade: B+

Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: Granted a little backseat noggin’ isn’t much by Florida standards. And if you’re going to get literally caught with the kid’s pants down at two in the morning, you’ve got to do better than denying it and blaming it on him. Not if you want to be one of the Sex Scandal Teacher greats. That requires the same kind of dedication as being a famous actress. It’s about going all the way. Naked texts. Multiple partners. Video. A full, shameless confession. So while I like it, she just didn’t give me enough to work with.
Grade: C+

Intangibles: GtNSST is about more than celebrating depravity. Like Miss USA, we celebrate diversity. Minority teachers of America, step up and do your share because this is a blog of opportunity. The only color we see is sex.
Grade: A

Overall: B. But I get the feeling there’ll be more details. Maybe when she goes on the publicity tour for her next major motion picture.

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