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RG3 Got Engaged To His Pregnant Baby Mama Grete

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He may not be on an NFL roster, and he may not even have worked out for any teams this offseason, but RG3 does have a kid, a divorce, an engagement, and a kid on the way from his new fiance all in the last year, so he definitely has that going for him.

What a roller coaster year for Griffin. Filed for divorce from his high school sweetheart in August, and immediately went public with his new girlfriend, Grete.

And then he got her name tattooed on his arm, a month after meeting her

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And then they whole Browns thing happened

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And now, our mans is happily engaged, again, and about to be a father, again!

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If you would have told me in 2012 that he would be out of the league in 2017, I would have thought you were taking crazy pills. Would sent you right to the looney bin. But little did I know his knee would end up being held together by Elmers and his brain would never progress past 8th grade AIM away message status. But regardless, congrats to Robby and Grete.

And PS: That baby is going to be fast as hell. RG3 had Olympian track speed, and Grete was a sprinter at FSU. Gonna be a fucking super-baby popping out of her.