This Tinder Girl With An Allergy Has An Interesting Offer For Some Lucky Fella Out There
Of all the reasons one could smear peanut butter on their nude body, this seems like a credible one. What are relationships all about in the end? Bringing the best out of another person and teaching them something about themselves. If she can overcome this allergy to gobble a jar of peanut butter off of your body, that’s a real moment. Overcoming the odds, surviving, that’s a big moment for a relationship. And if she went full Macaulay Culkin in My Girl while eating some crunchy ground up peanuts out of your belly button, then you’ll know it’s not meant to be. More women should be as willing to challenge themselves and lay it all on the line in the name of love. Choosy future moms choose Jif.
And hey it’s another week of the internet’s most beloved Tinder roundup. Thanks to the folks who sent in screenshots, follow me on Twitter and Instagram to DM in yours, and let’s not waste any time and get to the blog:
Girls with misspelled names are 10 times more likely to blow you, that’s just science (via FG)
Note to men and women out there: Don’t call yourself crazy unsolicited when you actually have seriously crazy eyes (via MM)
Bigfoot is often seen in muddy areas so she may be telling the truth (via MD)
She is going to make some guy very ashamed to be happy (via CP)
Cat owners
(via AL)
She seems to have a healthy parenting situation to walk into (via JS)
The Daddy branding is strong from top to bottom here if nothing else (via BT)
18-year-old pregnant barista on a business trip…this is a situation where you only have yourself to blame if you go right here (via D)
Hopefully she at least treats herself to some Red Lobster biscuits in this process (via TC)
This girl’s parents did not help her out one bit with that name choice (via AM)
(via AC)
Her standards for what’s small should be a bit concerning to any potential matches
See now this girl has a proper read on perspective (via TC)
Assuming she doesn’t hit you in the head with a tit, that is (via MA)
I don’t know that I’ve ever seen more nope in a Tinder name and photo (via MF)
Asa catfishes are on the prowl with similarly kinda Asian names, beware (via JM)
Tinder in Bahrain is shockingly similar to Tinder here (via JDB)
“Cripple bitch” is an interesting progression after going from “handicapped” to “disabled” (via RY)
And onto the hot and NSFWish ones…
An 18-year-old possibly pierced #SpagsPromise gets the party started right
In case the rebel flag bikini, camo hat, and boots didn’t say Georgia enough, we can in fact confirm she’s from there (via AG)
Far away butt shots are the best kind of margeting (via ZR)
A dog filter #SpagsPromise is always one I can support (via G)
At 49 how is that even possible (via ZD)
What an inspiration (via JM)
Another illiterately spelled name and piercing and busty and a dog filter #SpagsPromise could be Tinder roundup bingo (via TP)
A pierced 19-year-old #SpagsPromise is not quite as special as the 18-year-old version but beggars can’t be choosers (via TB)
A Megan Fox lookalike with underboob is as no brainer of a swipe right as it gets (via JA)
Get you a girl unafraid to put it on the glass (via RJ)
I could guess where the weight distribution may be heavily affected (via S)
This #SpagsPromise might have poked through even if she had two bras on (via SR)
Congrats to Syracuse for somehow regularly importing quality Florida booty to that frozen tundra (via BW)
Big titted confidence starts at a young age (via MH)
A little Scott Tenorman #SpagsPromise for ya (via CH)
Has to be trolling because I refuse to believe a person like this exists otherwise (via R)
This Buffalo Wild Wings #SpagsPromise is coming for Hooters’ ass (via SH)
MILF slash awkward boners at school city in one swoop (via BL)
Canadian #SpagsPromises are more polite and probably more frequent since it’s colder there (via CV)
And there we have it, another week in the books. Make sure to follow me on Twitter and Instagram to DM in your screenshots, thanks to the folks who sent things in, and happy swiping!