There's A Giant "Alien" Decomposing Off The Coast Of Indonesia

I’m as pro-alien as anyone with a brain. We’re not the only living beings in the galaxy, that would be preposterous, of course there are other life forms.

HOWEVER, the problem with alien folk is that they’re too quick to scream alien at any given moment. They’re not different than people who see Jesus in a cracker and claim that god must be real, it kills are argument. This thing right here? It looks suspiciously like a decomposing whale. Very suspiciously. So suspiciously that it’s exactly what it is.

I mean do you think that aliens are dumb enough to leave their dead behind so we can study them and learn how to defeat them? Of course not, that would be preposterous. Aliens are smarter than us, they’re not going to leave evidence so that we can start our quest to understanding them. That’s like leaving the game plan in the visiting locker room.

You alien maniacs make us sane alien folk look silly when you immediately jump on any dead creature or funny looking booger and claim it’s an alien, knock it off. Only point out the real and obvious evidence like hundreds of dead cows or grainy footage or flying saucers from the midwest.