Oh Look! It's Chris Archer Pissing Somebody Off Again!
Vintage Chris Archer here. If you’ve read my stuff before, then you already know that I can’t stand this guy. The definition of a whiny little bitch. When he doesn’t get his way, he pisses and moans to the media. Same guy that said David Ortiz acts like he was bigger than the game for pimping home runs was kissing his bicep after striking out the Red Sox’ fifth outfielder in a regular season game. But when he showboats, he’ll just tell you to relax because he’s “just having fun” when you get upset about it. I don’t really know what happened here between Archer and Salvador Perez, but I’m #TeamSalvy all the way. I will, however, give props to Archer for another great start — 8 shutout innings with 11 strikeouts and no walks. Golf clap for you.