The Mets Official Twitter Account Tweets Out A Picture With A Big Black Dildo In It

Its a nightly occurrence when the Mets get a W. They crown whoever won them that game. Like giving out a game ball. Last year they did a WWF belt. This year is the crown. I dont mind the tradition. I think its a little cocky and you better make sure you’re a winning ball club if you’re nightly crowning guys kings, but whatever its harmless.

Particularly if you’re gonna keep providing internet gems like a 20 inch black dildo in the background. Like when you were a kid and played Hidden Pictures in Highlights except in this cash its an enormous black cock sitting in Kevin Plawecki’s locker. A true catcher on and off the field.