David Ross' DWTS Partner Queefed Right in His Face

Here’s just further proof that hot women are different than you and me. That life when you’re a cute as David Ross’ dance partner Lindsay is all just sunshine, unicorns, butterflies and men thinking it’s adorable when you fart in their face.

Do you think for one hot second Ross would’ve laughed if John Lackey had cracked one into his open mouth in the Cubs’ locker room? If some hitter dug into the batter’s box and farted through his facemask, he’d have dropped his mitt and started throwing haymakers. Then had his pitchers drill the guy for the rest of their careers. But Lindsay queefs right into his nostrils and he treats like like she asked him to sample a Yankee Candle scent. It’s a woman’s world.