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Tom Brady And Gisele Are At The Met Gala Looking Iconic

I need a cold shower, a beer, and a lie down after these photos. Stunning from the very top to the very bottom. Only Tom Brady can walk into a room of the most popular people in the entire world, each dressed in a manner that is demanding attention, and steal everyone’s eyes. Gisele looks great too, don’t get me wrong, but when you’re velvet sueded out then you’re king. When you’re supermodel wife is treating you like a piece of meat, you’re king. Everywhere the sun touches is Tom Brady’s kingdom and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop it. From the football field to the red carpet, this world is his. One of Trump’s campaign lines was “we’re gonna do so much winning you’re gonna be sick of winning” but I’ll tell you what, if being sick of winning was possible then this guy right here would’ve been sick of it all LONGGGGGG time ago. He ain’t.