Amazon Announces New Echo Look Device And It Sure Is Somethin

I’ll be the first to say that I love Amazon products. I recently added Kodi to my Amazon Fire Stick and it has changed my life. Free streaming movies for days (unless the feds are reading. If you are, this was just a prank). I also have like 2 dots and a big echo. What I won’t be getting is one of these Echo Looks.

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“Hey Chaps. What’s the deal, my good bitch? I would have thought with your keen eye for fashion and love for technology, this would have been right up your alley. After all, your pals certainly would love a 20-second video of what you were wearing each day. Not to mention getting dressed to your favorite tunes would be awesome lol. I love music.”

Well, you’re right about that. No question my friends would love that daily vid in their inbox. You know what else they would love each day, EIC Kmarko’s newsletter which you can get right here.

Now, I would love to know which outfit I wore on any given day. I cant tell you how many times I’ve thought and thought and thought about what I wore a fortnight ago. Did I wear my One Bite Everybody Knows The Rules Shirt or did I wear my Makes Sundays Great Again shirt? What a fucking brain buster, right?

Echo Look would get rid of that problem, which certainly isn’t small. Maybe I will buy it. 200 dollars to know what I wore three Thursdays ago seems like a small price to pay. Plus, I’m on the record as hating mirrors. I love to look at myself but hate mirrors. This fixes that problem, too. Gonna pre-order it.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0186JAEWK?enableAutoPlay=1&ref=pr_shrturl_1_ods_aucc_hx