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Alex Jones Fucked 150 Women Before He Turned 16 Years Old. How Bout You, Cuck?

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(Source)Sandy Hook and 9/11 conspiracist Alex Jones — famous for believing what he wants to believe — claimed in the midst of his high-profile custody trial to have “had over 150 women” by age 16. “When I was 16, I didn’t want to party anymore. I didn’t want to play games anymore. I grew up. I’d already been in the fights, all the big rituals,” the Trump-endorsed radio host, 43, said in a weekend “Infowars” dispatch flagged by the Austin American-Statesman. “I’d already had probably — I hate to brag, but I’m not bragging, it’s actually shameful — probably 150 women or more, that’s conservative,” he added. “I’d already had over 150 women; I’d already been in fights with full-grown men. I was already dating college girls by the time I was 15 years old. I was already a man at 16.” His “shameful” confession was the latest personal revelation to emerge during his custody proceedings, where his attorney planned to argue his crazed “Infowars” persona — which features baseless conspiracy theories, threats of violence and Jones yelling and taking off his shirt — was just a “character.”

That’s a man right there, snowflakes. I’m sorry does that bragging shameful confession offend your delicate sensibilities? Well, sorry I’m not sorry that Alex Jones was more of a man than you’ll ever be by the time he had a learner’s permit. You were still giving yourself cooties shots in between Spanish 2 classes and Alex Jones was fucking college girls and beating up dock workers whenever he had a free second from cumming everywhere. That’s what men used to do back when men were men, they’d get statutory raped by chicks.

I’m sure the liberal media will try and spin this as a “lie” or bullshit from a guy who is a “performance actor” (his lawyer’s words, not mine) who often forgets basic facts about his children after he has too much chili for lunch, but that’s bullshit. These girls are all very real. It happened. You won’t be able to find these women because they’re all from summer camp and live in Canada, but I assure you they’re real. While you spent your time when you were 15 and 16 trying to court a girl on AIM to kill time between 35 second Kazaa porn downloads, Alex Jones was running through women at UT Austin. Go drink your water with the chemicals in it that turns the frogs gay and admire the human form of a super male vitality bottle that is Alex Jones, fuckin cuck.