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Obama To Make $400K For A Wall Street Speech (double what Hillary Clinton made)

The HillFormer President Barack Obama has agreed to speak at a Wall Street conference for $400,000, according to a new report.

Obama will appear at Cantor Fitzgerald LP’s healthcare conference in September, Fox Business Network first reported Monday.

Fox Business said it confirmed Obama’s appearance with senior people at Cantor, a financial services firm.

I wrote yesterday about how Barry O is back. He made an appearance at a Chicago chat, doing cool-guy former president stuff and speaking well. Because that’s what Barry does. He speaks well. And now it’s reported that he’s getting paid $400K to give a Wall Street speech so I have to ask myself: Who has it better than Barry right now? Been chilling his dick off on private islands and yachts with the likes of billionaire buddies and Bruce Springsteen, now he’s getting paid $400K per showing to do the thing he was simply born to do — speak.

The guy dominates speaking. That’s just what he does. He talks about shit phenomenally. People yesterday were losing their minds because he was just talking.

Opens his mouth, everybody’s cumming themselves. Tingles down their legs. Obama was born to speak and now he’s getting paid boat loads of money to do so (by Wall Street, a fun bit of irony for another time).

Oh, speaking of Wall Street and irony, the L’s keep racking up for Hillary.

The former president’s reported speaking fee is nearly twice the price commanded by Hillary Clinton, the 2016 Democratic presidential nominee.

Just a tough, tough stretch for Secretary Clinton. Not only did she lose the presidency to everyone but everyone’s making or made more money doing the things she did that ended up costing her the presidency.

Isn’t it ironic? Dontchya think.