People celebrate their birthdays in different ways. Some people go to the bar with their friends. Some people fly to Vegas and post on social media every 4 seconds that they do, in fact, drink alcohol with their coworkers and 22 year old friends they bought. And John Cena goes to the gym and deadlifts 602 pounds. At 40 years old. I swear to gosh I get winded walking up 2 flights of stairs into the office. I’m 28 and in the worst shape of my life. John Cena, on the other hand, is now 40 and in the best shape of his life. He’s like Benjamin Button. Every year he gets older while he gets dreamier and in better shape than the previous. If it one day comes out that he is a robot built in Vince McMahon’s secret lab, I would 1000% believe it. He’ll be wrestling til he’s 70 but instead of looking like a flabby old grandpa he’ll still have 100 abs and a chiseled jaw, while still winning titles all over the map.