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A Guy Came Home To Catch His Chick With Another Man In Bed...He Did Not Take It Well In His Hilarious Accent

First of all: Regardless of the circumstances, props for such a multicultural gathering. The angry man seemed to be African, the girl asserting her right to have any dude she wants in bed was British, seemed like another black guy in bed, a real Oreo cookie of inclusiveness. I support that. But man how can you not feel for this dude with his hilarious accent as his life seems to be falling apart? He didn’t resort to violence, maybe a little name calling — I think he said the guy in bed was either a “dirty boy” or a “dutty boy,” unclear on if he was insulting him or saying some sort of reggae expression — but mostly he just dealt with the agony in a real, relatable, barely decipherable way. I felt his pain.

But my question, ironically enough since I always blog things like this, is why the fuck are you filming this and, presumably, posting it online somewhere for others to see? This isn’t some iCloud leak of guys with Captain Phillips accents getting hacked, this is a normal guy who had a shitty life situation, went on a near-tears tirade, and then was like “Yeah this is gonna be a dope Instagram.” What? I honestly don’t get how a guy could have such a relatable response in one way while doing something that makes no sense at all to me at the same time. Baffling to not keep this one to yourself, crank up an emo Spotify playlist, and start the healing. But either way, I hope this gentleman and his Muppet voice find peace. Shitty situation for everyone (other than the chick shamelessly getting new dick, she seems cool with this all).