Aaron Hernandez Found Dead In His Jail Cell In An Apparent Suicide

Boston Globe - Aaron Hernandez comitted suicide in prison Wednesday morning, the Department of Correction said. According to a statement for the Department of Correction, the former New England Patriot star was discovered hanging in his cell at the Souza Baranowski Correctional Center in Shirley Massachusetts at approximately 3:05 a.m. “Mr. Hernandez was in a single cell in a general population unit,” the statement said. “Mr. Hernandez hanged himself utilizing a bedsheet that he attached to his cell window. Mr. Hernandez also attempted to block his door from the inside by jamming the door with various items.” The statement said Hernandez was transported to UMass Leominster, where he was pronounced dead at 4:07 a.m. Wednesday. Hernandez’s suicide comes five days after he was acquitted of murdering two men in Boston in 2012. However, he was still serving a life without parole sentence for murdering Odin L. Lloyd in North Attleborough in 2013. State Police are investigating and his family has been notified.

Cuncel! See ya later, pal. Weird time to kill yourself, no? After that weird acquittal? Wouldnt you do it right away after finding out you were serving life? Something is fishy if you ask me. Murder staged as a suicide or something. Just doesnt seem like the type of dude to end it. I feel like he probably liked prison life. That asshole was born for that. He was probably a better inmate than he was football player and he was an AWESOME football player. Oh well. Whatever the reasoning or the cause, thats one less scumbag we gotta worry about. And also one less tight end we gotta worry about. Because as long as that fuck was alive there was always this inkling in the back of my head that son of a bitch Belichick was somehow gonna get him out of jail and back on the field. Prison Break style or some shit. Now hes dead so thats officially one less thing to worry about in the AFC East.