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This Video Of A Woman Trying To Bring A Pigeon Back To Life With Mouth-To-Mouth CPR Is Downright Rotten

I’m racking my brain trying to think of why someone would ever try to resuscitate one of those winged rats, let alone put their mouth on one and the only reason I can come up with is if that pigeon was a talking genie that died before granting any of her wishes. Other than that, this lady is out of her fucking MIND. Even if that pigeon was a genie, you wouldn’t be able to wish away the one million diseases you probably contracted for sucking face with a dead, filthy bird. The pigeon lady from Home Alone 2 was probably gagging while watching this. Just kidding, she’s a weirdo poor person and probably doesn’t watch the internet.

Anyway, shit like this is how you create another black plague in this world and wipe out a shit ton of the world’s population. And you know what? We deserve it. This video even being a real thing is proof mankind has evolved too far. Animal fanatics like this chick should have been Darwin’d off the planet a long time ago. Instead they will be the end of our species. We are spitting right in the eye of the food chain by pulling nonsense like this and all the other bullshit PETA does.

However even the biggest bleeding heart in all of PETA would have to at least chuckle a little bit at the sight of that neck flop. Unintentional comedy at its finest.

And not to be a stickler, but if this lady really wanted to save that bird’s life, she would have tightened up her technique.