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UFC Veteran And American Badass Tim Kennedy Reenlists In The Army

Dear isis,
If you are lucky enough to kill a Special Forces operator, the possibility of us dropping the biggest non-nuclear bomb ever made on you should be the least of your concerns. There is a vengeance and wrath associated with the loss of one of our brothers. May God have mercy on your soul because we are coming and we will have none to give.
The U.S. Military

Holy shit. Bald eagles. Stars and stripes. Fireworks. Cheeseburgers. The United States Of America. I want to watch a montage of Tim Kennedy flying into a war zone in a helicopter set to “Back In The Saddle” right this second.

This motherfucker is back and he means business. If you don’t know his story, I wrote about it in January when he retired from MMA. Give that a read (click here), and realize that ISIS is in for a really, really bad time. When Tim says the biggest non-nuclear bomb ever made being dropped on ISIS is nothing compared to what he’s gonna do to them, I believe him 100,000%. I even threw a comma in there so you know I’m not just writing zeros. One hundred thousand. That’s more than 100. A lot more.

Last year, Kennedy sent ISIS his home address and said come get me, I fucking dare you. Those pussies didn’t do a thing, so now he’s heading overseas. May the force be with you Tim, and as you put it, may god have mercy on ISIS’s souls.