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Just A Quick Reminder That Emily Ratajkowski's Body Makes Zero Sense

What happened? I blacked out for a second. I don’t understand Emily Ratajkowski’s body at all. AT ALL. She’s so hot that it’s hard to even find her attractive. Does that make sense? It does in my head. Not to objectify her or offer to buy her for $300 but she’s like a beautiful piece of art in a museum that I’m not allowed to touch. Pretty creepy last sentence right there from your boy but it also happens to be true. How much do other girls hate Emily Ratajkowski? 98.9% of women have to despise her. Because that 98.9% could work out 23.5 hours a day for 5 years and never sniff a body like it. She’s got the flattest stomach imaginable but also has bombs up top. It’s alien shit. And that’s your daily reminder that Emily Ratjkowski’s body is unreal. Class dismissed.