I'm 100% Positive These Guys Are At Least Part Of The Reason The Caps Won

Look at these guys. I’m not saying they are the reason the Caps won, but I’m definitely, for sure not saying they aren’t the reason the Caps won. What I do know is they will be a very large part of the eventual 30 For 30 if the Caps do in fact win the Cup. Like I can totally see them playing a vital role in this entire run, or being the reason the Caps lose in the 2nd round. Uncle Ted has to hook them up- Hookers, blow, gold chains, unlimited pupcorn, they name it, Ted supplies it. Far too much is at stake. Whatever happens, I know they will have a hand in it, so let’s just do whatever we can to keep them on the good side.