First off: This motherfucker is 41???
That’s a WILD revelation to me. Maybe because I assumed he was younger when he first went viral and had his MTV show but damn dude, Andy Milonakis at 41. What a world. But this clip is blowing up from Reddit’s r/cringe after Milonakis streamed it the other day and never has a video been so perfectly fitting there. From his obviously uncomfortable response to her thinking he’s a woman to the thinking it’s soooo hilarious to drink water from a carafe and a laugh riot to demand the waitress wipe you down and tell her “harder harder” while she does it. The kind of quality comedy I expect of a man over 40 working in the field of comedy for over a decade. But really the big thing was him shutting down over being called “miss.” I mean come on, look:
I mean he looks like a chick on Tinder would who identify herself as “Poly. Genderqueer. Unicorn” at best and the human embodiment of Jezebel.com at worst. You’ve got to know with your hairless cherubic face, ladylike hipster glasses and hairdo, and soft Melissa McCarthyesque physique that this kind of mixup is going to happen. A little self-awareness when you look like pre-surgery Chaz Bono goes a long way.