Cubs Beat Dodgers Yet Again. This Time In Home Opener On Walk Off Single By Rizzo.

The Cubs bitch slapped the Dodgers all over Wrigley tonight. Made them sit through a 2 hour rain delay and marathon championship celebration. Made them watch the banner drop. Made them watch David Ross salsa on the big screen. The kind of stuff that makes you want to not come back to Wrigley, which is great because that’s exactly what the Cubs want. Go back to Los Angeles and don’t forget how much it sucks to play here.

That said, how the FUCK does Dave Roberts justify not walking Rizzo there? Did he really think Rizzo wasn’t getting a knock there? Unreal.

Put a damn C on the man’s jersey already.