A Chick Caught Her Guy Pantsless With Another Girl In Their Home And Honestly His Casual Reaction Should Be Applauded

When you too wavy to let your chick’s negative vibes about fucking other women get in your head:

And for as much of a faux pas as it may be to practically get busted with your dick inside another woman, I really do admire how cool the guy kept it as his chick ratcheted things up further. He may be an awful dude — that bit about “you won’t hit me in front of her” is not necessarily the sign of a high character gentleman — and he almost definitely did not learn his lesson about fidelity and trust and generally keeping his dick out of other orifices. But he kept his cool, that mantra of “yo, chill” was about as tranquilo as you can get. No reason to try to fight the accusations when you got busted pantless with another girl, at least keep your dignity and don’t let them see you sweat. She wanted the satisfaction of seeing him beg when she was filming it and he didn’t give her an inch, definitely less inches than he was giving the other chick. Gotta respect it.

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At the same time I have to wonder: was there a lie here that could have gotten this dude out of trouble? You’re pantsless with a woman who is not your girlfriend in the room and your actual girlfriend walks in…in a sitcom this is a hilarious situation but in real life this is a spot where you could catch a knife in your abdomen. As much as I admire this guy’s calm demeanor, I’d definitely be more inclined to try some lie, any lie. Claiming she sexually assaulted you is evil so I’d have to go with: This girl was lost and walked into your home and you were so focused on helping her because you care so much about others that you didn’t even think to put pants on. Or when you hear her with the key at the door, slice the side chick’s arm off and tell your chick “She was dying and I had to use them as a tourniquet.” Bottom line: This guy left some lies on the field. Bad lies, but lies all the same.