The Definitive List Of Stupid People On Twitter, Version 14.0 - Emmitt Smith "A Varsity"

The Stupid People of Twitter franchise is a strong but delicate brand. To truly be inducted into the SPoT HOF, it needs to be real and organic. It can’t be a simple misspelling. It can’t be an auto correct. It can’t be Black Twitter spelling things wrong on purpose. There’s protocol we follow to make sure a Tweet is truly worth of The Hall.

“A varsity” has to be an autocorrect. It has to just be a mistake. Right? Right?? If this were me or you, this is 100% a harmless typo.

But this is Emmitt Smith – arguably the dumbest guy on the planet. And so anything is on the table. Anything is possible. Emmitt might think it’s “a varsity.” Emmitt might actually know the word adversity but somehow thinks varsity still fits in that sentence. The best case scenario for him…best case…is that he thinks the word is spelled “abvarsity”

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When that’s your best case scenario? You are officially Hall of Fame Stupid. Welcome to the Hall, Emmitt. You’re in the same wing as Lebron.