NO ONE RETWEET THIS.
DON’T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
I don’t really know why, but I hate this kid. I’ve got no valid reason, I’ll admit that, but I despise Carter Wilkerson and the beauty of the internet is that I don’t need a goddamn reason to hate someone. Everyone thinks it’s cute to support this kid, he’s got over a million retweets already, but I don’t care. I hope he doesn’t get the tweets and starves to death.
You ever heard that there’s no such thing as a free lunch, Carter? Well if you haven’t then let me be the first to tell you that there’s no such thing as a free lunch. I hate to be the stop plug for this quest, Carter (correction: I would not hate it) but there are some men who feel inspired when people achieve things and there are some men who get annoyed when people even try. I am the latter. You want delicious Wendy’s nuggets with sweet and sour sauce? You spend American currency like the rest of us. Can’t afford it? Go get some Burger King nuggets like the rest of the savages.