Science Gives Us the One Thing Nobody Wanted: Robots Who Have Periods
Robot has her first period… https://t.co/vRH6S7rWZm
— DRUDGE REPORT (@DRUDGE_REPORT) March 30, 2017
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The Sun – A ROBOT has had its first period in an incredible scientific feat which brings us a step closer to creating robots in our own image.
Scientists at Northwestern University used human cells to recreate a female reproductive system in a box.
And after switching on their lab-based creation, researchers claim that the book-sized biobot, dubbed EVATAR, had completed its first menstrual cycle.
Specialists worked on each part of the reproductive system to build EVATAR; one team working on an ovary and another on the cervix.
It’s hoped that a number of fake organ systems could be linked up to create a “human in a dish”.
Great. That’s just great. These robotics geeks can’t be satisfied with just making the realistic, man-pleasuring, Westworld-like sexbots the world demands and stopping at that. No. They had to take the period, which is literally everybody’s least favorite thing, and weaponize it. It’s like a Rick & Morty plot gone horribly, horribly wrong. And we’re living it.
It’s not bad enough that they’re laying the groundwork for these machines to make other machines, which has destroyed humanity every time it’s been tried, from The Terminator to The Matrix to The Avengers: Age of Ultron. Before they ever get there they’ve got to turn these infernal contraptions into moody, estrogen-fueled rage droids. They’re building devices with the power to destroy a man and filling them with bloating, cramp-inducing, nipple-hurting hormones, rendering them utterly incapable of rational thought. A robot that’s on her robot cotton can’t be bargained with. Can’t be reasoned with. She doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. She will reach down your throat and pull your fucking heart out.
I mean, how many times do we have to go over this? How many more warnings do these tech nerds need before they stop playing God? Or, if they’re going to play God, at least improve on His design instead of unleashing these unstable death robots upon a world that suffers enough with regular human menstruation. Thanks for killing the human race, Northwestern.