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Seattle Woman Eats Nothing But Starbucks For An Entire Year

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(Source) No matter how often you go to Starbucks, chances are this woman has you beat. Beautiful Existence (yes, that is her legal name) ate breakfast, lunch and dinner from Starbucks every single day of 2013. The Seattle mother of two’s unusual and pricey diet was part of a 365-day challenge she started at the beginning of the year. Her self-established rule was that she could eat anything sold at Starbucks or from a “Starbucks-inspired” store or brand such as Roy Street Coffee, Tazo Tea and Evolution Fresh.

“WHY? am I doing this challenge? Or WHY? will I do any challenge in the future? Because I LOVE being human and I LOVE the privilege of being able to ask the question WHY? in the first place!” she wrote on her blog. Existence, 40, spent an average of $500 to $600 a month on meals. She also blogged about and took pictures of all of her Frappuccinos, Bistro Boxes and everything in between. Although she had more to choose from than just coffee and pastries, Existence told the Daily News that her palate still got bored towards the end. “In the last month, in the last couple weeks, it’s been really difficult. People had pizza at the office last week and I was dying,” she joked. “I’m happy to be able to eat whatever I want (again).”

 

 

I feel like I’m being trolled right now. Like this has to be fake right? Beautiful Existence? 365 days of Starbucks for absolutely no reason whatsoever besides asking the question Why? Just can’t be real. I refuse to believe people like this exist on planet earth. I read this headline and thought, oh that’s mildly funny, some chick lost a bet and had to eat Starbucks for an entire year, I wonder what it was like. Then I see that it is all based on the question why? Fuck that. My head hurts just thinking about this. You decided to drastically change your entire life because of why? What are you a 4 year old who doesn’t understand anything? Why? Why don’t people eat Starbucks every day? I don’t know because it’s overpriced and the coffee tastes like it’s burnt and I don’t want to eat hummus and carrots for breakfast lunch and dinner. Boom, I just saved you 365 days, idiot.

 

 

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I don’t go to Starbucks often but if I did this challenge it would just be 365 days of those huge Rice Krispie Treats. Those things are bomb.

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Sorry “Marshmallow Dream Bars”, I forgot Starbucks can’t just call things by their name.

 

Also, it may be because I’m hungover but I would. Not proud of it in the least, but I’m telling you guys the truth. I would.

 

 

 

h/t mark