Contrary To Internet Rumors I Am Not Actually A Prisoner At A CIA Black Site
Just to clear it up for everyone who was concerned that a writer for their favorite website was actually a terrorist detainee at a CIA black site. Despite what many people are saying this is not me. Just yet another ugly motherfucker on the internet that people won’t stop tagging me to on Twitter. My life rules.
Kmarko: part cat-dog, part Call of Duty soldier, part Guantanamo prisoner, (very small part) melted disfigured Ryan Gosling – all man.
(^^^ Little B Rabbit vs Papa Doc strategy right here, I see what you’re working on KFC you motherfucker.)