Pussification Of America's Homeowners Associations - Jose Canseco's HOA Won't Let Him Turn His House Into A Zoo

@ModelLeila ..Our 4 dogs in the room.. 2 goats in the bathroom, and 2 tortoises in the shower.8 animals in our room. pic.twitter.com/GxJnLIoa2b

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 23, 2013

We got a very serious Goat warning from HOA?!? @ModelLeila pic.twitter.com/HEbzCnsyrY

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 26, 2013

You know when bleeding heart liberals say stupid shit like If X law is passed, I’m moving to Canada. Or if Y person is elected I’m heading straight north. And you know they’re full of shit because nothing in their life will change because of a federal law. But this, this might be my “I’m moving to Canada” moment. Jose Canseco can’t have a zoo in his house? What? Since when did we become Fascist Germany? I mean don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to live with Goats, a dog is more than enough animal for me, but I’d at least like the right to make my apartment a zoo if I so choose. It’s the principal of it, because if this is where we’re headed then we’re all in big trouble. Absolute Bullshit.

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I would love to see Jose and his girlfriend fuck, judge me or whatever, I’m just saying what I’m thinking here.

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