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Does This Look Like the Face of the US Navy Admiral Who Had Orgies Using Douglas MacArthur Memorabilia?

Fat Leonard

National PostThe Justice Department unsealed a fresh indictment Tuesday charging eight Navy officials — including an admiral — with corruption and other crimes in the “Fat Leonard” bribery case, escalating an epic scandal that has dogged the Navy for four years.

Among those charged were Rear Adm. Bruce Loveless, a senior Navy intelligence officer who recently retired from a key job at the Pentagon, as well as four retired Navy captains and a retired Marine colonel. …

The Navy personnel are accused of taking bribes in the form of lavish gifts, prostitutes and luxury hotel stays courtesy of Leonard Glenn “Fat Leonard” Francis, a Singapore-based defence contractor. … Francis also frequently sponsored wild sex parties for many officers assigned to the USS Blue Ridge, the flagship of the Navy’s 7th Fleet, and other warships. …

During a port visit by the Blue Ridge to Manila in May 2008, for example, five of the Navy officers attended a “raging multi-day party, with a rotating carousel of prostitutes,” at the Shangri-La Hotel. …

On another port visit by the Blue Ridge to Manila in February 2007, Francis allegedly hosted a sex party for officers in the MacArthur Suite of the Manila hotel. During the party, “historical memorabilia related to General Douglas MacArthur were used by the participants in sexual acts,” according to the indictment.

I don’t know what else you can call this story but a disgrace. A 50 megaton thermonuclear fucking disgrace. And not just because it sounds like something out of an Adam Sandler movie, with him playing Rear Admiral Loveless and Kevin James as Fat Leonard. Or that the defense budget got soaked for tens of millions of dollars. Or that the sailors and Marine grunts aboard the Blue Ridge were still doing their duty, away from home, risking their lives every time an aircraft goes aloft. While these ragbags were off getting top from Philippine hookers while wearing Gen. MacArthur’s aviators and sticking his corncob pipe up their cooches. Or even that compromised military officials are the most blackmailable, and therefore dangerous, people on Earth.

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What’s far worse than that is these guys would actually accept bribes in the form of hookers. Hey, assholes. You wear the uniform United States of freaking America military. It’s the ultimate aphrodisiac. Like a rufie in clothing form. The uniform that’s been causing panties to drop all around the world for centuries. From Antietam to San Juan Hill. Belleau Wood to North Africa. Seoul to Hanoi. Baghdad maybe not so much, but you get the point. You don’t let some Singapore defense contractor bribe you with tail. You just be US veterans and the ass comes to you. It’s part of what makes the Navy A Global Force for Good.

So thanks for humiliating the country and the people who serve because you’re too pathetic to go out and get it yourself. If there’s even a little truth in these indictments, not enough bad things can happen to these traitors.

@jerrythornton1