Nothing Beats The First Snow After You Get Released From Jail

Video made me kinda sad. Sure, snow days are great. When you’re a kid and your county shows up on the TV as having no school, it’s better than Christmas Morning and your birthday rolled into one. We will never know that feeling of excitement ever again, save for some surprise ATM…so yes, never. So you stay home, drink some hot cocoa, go sledding, maybe build a snowman, it’s fantastic.

And then you go to college and get a snowday and that translates to an all day, all you can drink blackout party…sorry, a “Darty” as KMarko calls it, and that too is fantastic.

And then you become an adult andddddd it’s over. You have to just work. Office is closed? Gotta work from home. Office is open? Gotta put on your boots and parka and brave the great unknown to sit in wet pants at your cube while the soccer moms in the office leave 4 hours early to get their dumb kids.

But the one caveat to the terrible snow day as an adult is the classic “fresh out of jail” snow day. Nothing, and I mean nothing…not when you’re 12, not when you’re 21, beats the first snow after you’ve been locked up. His excitment for being back in the fresh air is second to none

It’s a beautiful welcome back to the world for Mr. Paul and he isn’t about to let anyone take it away from him. And hell no he’s not shoveling, he’s been drinking for 10 days straight and doesn’t even know what state he’s in.

So congrats to Mr. Paul for his newfound, albeit definitely short-lasting freedom, congrats to Mr. Paul on seeing the snow, and congrats to Mr. Paul for getting on TV. Quite a hat trick indeed.