Hey NASCAR. This Is What A Real Fight Looks Like
I know we’re all super big NASCAR guys around here now that Barstool has a car in the mix. Or maybe we’re NASCAR guys’ guys. Either way, this isn’t coming out of blind hatred of NASCAR. All I’m saying is that if those glorified Uber drivers want to start acting like they’re the enforcers of the sports world, I need them to see what a real fight looks like. Because that “scrap” between Kyle Busch and Joey Logano? Well it’s just not cutting it for me. A sucker punch followed by 7 dudes jumping on top of each other like a bunch of monkeys trying to hump a doorknob. You want to drop the mitts and chuck some knucks? That’s just. Just as long as both guys come out of the tilt looking like this.
I want more fighting across all sports. Hockey, baseball, football, basketball, NASCAR, you name it. I think the world is a better place when we can watch professional athletes use each others’ face as a speed bag. All I’m saying is that if fisticuffs are to be had, let’s let the boys settle their squabble like men instead of dancing around doing the “hold me back”.
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And stick taps go out to Trouba and Bennett. Neither of them are known for throwing fists but it’s good to see the boys pack a punch when they need to.