Little Girl Gets Blown The Fuck Away By A Gust Wind
Look at this little monkey surviving this tornado. Like shes straight out of the movie Twister (RIP Bill Paxton.) Fuckin grown man grip on her. You can probably catch her at gym class catching balls like she’s Odell Beckham or something. Its one of those moments as a father you feel a little bit of pride. A lesser, weaker kid might be swept up and sent to the moon. Not your little girl though. You can show all the other dads that one. “Hey look at my little Brittany. Going viral for surviving 50 mph wind gusts. Hows your kid doing? Heard she’s still shitting in her pants.” Its one of those moments that sorta makes all the nonsense worth it. Yea, she takes all your money and freedom and happiness but she went viral swinging in the wind like a goddam stunt man so thats cool.