The ACC Tournament Being Held In Brooklyn Is Everything That Is Wrong With Everything

Let me start by saying I know the people who run the Barclays Center (humble brag) Nice guys. They offered me tickets to the ACC tournament blah, blah, blah so I feel kind of bad bashing them. But I just wouldn’t be doing my job as the gatekeeper of common sense if I didn’t talk about how this is the worst thing in the history of the world. Just absolutely preposterous that the ACC tournament is in fucking Brooklyn. I don’t care that Syracuse and Pitt are in the ACC now (BC doesn’t count) The ACC is Tobacco Road. It’s Duke. It’s UNC. It’s NC State. You got Virginia, Gtech, VTech etc. It belongs in Charlotte. It belongs in the South. It’s just disgusting that it’s in Brooklyn. Get this fucking tournament out of my face. And while we’re at it let’s get the Big East back together because nothing has ruined college basketball and sports in general than college realignment. Championship week used to mean something. Now it’s a joke. And next year the Big 10 tournament is at MSG. Fuck this shit.