If You're A 53 Year Old Trying To Pass Your Driver's Test Probably A Bad Idea To Show Up Drunk





(Source) A New Jersey man is facing a drunk driving charge after allegedly attempting to take a motor vehicle test while intoxicated, according to cops. Stephen Goss, 53, was arrested last week at a Motor Vehicle Commission office when a state instructor detected “a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emanating” from his breath, according to a Randolph Township Police Department statement. After cops were summoned, Goss underwent a field sobriety test, which indicated that he was impaired. A subsequent Breathalyzer test recorded his blood alcohol content at .13, well over the .08 legal limit. Goss, who was booked on DWI and reckless driving charges, was eventually released in the care of a relative. Goss drove himself to the motor vehicle office for his December 11 road test, which he was not allowed to take.



Jesus Christ, ever heard of nerves guys? I’m in no way in favor of drunk driving, you’re a moron if you do it, but clearly Stephen Goss was nervous about his test. Guy is 53, probably failed his liscence test a million times, sorry he had a few margarita’s to loosen up before he had to do some parallel parking under the gun. And this may be a little outside of the box here but if Stephen Goss can pass a driving test while drunk doesn’t that mean he’s a fucking awesome driver? Maybe he thought it was too easy and wanted to be challenged. Ever think about that police? Probably didn’t because you’re a bunch of simpletons/follow the “law”.