North Korea Claims Kim Jong Un's Half Brother Simply Died Of A Heart Attack

NY Post — A North Korea official dismissed a Malaysian autopsy finding that Kim Jong Nam was killed by VX nerve agent, claiming Thursday that he likely died of a heart attack instead.

Ri Tong Il, the former North Korean deputy ambassador to the United Nations, told reporters that Malaysia’s VX finding made no sense because the substance is so toxic that the women would have surely been killed or sickened themselves in the process.

“This is a strong indication that the cause of death is a heart attack,” said Ri, who said Jong Nam had a history of heart problems, diabetes and high blood pressure, and has been hospitalized for his medical maladies in the past.

Hmmm vicious assassination with a chemical weapon or heart attack? Tough to say. Who knows.

You know that scene in Liar Liar when Jim Carrey’s trying as hard as humanly possible to lie but he just can’t do it? When he goes to the ends of the earth to call the blue pen red, but can only call it blue? Can only write and yell and whisper all at the same time that it’s blue? When he covers his entire face with “THE PEN IS BLUE”?

Yeah this is the exact opposite of that. North Korean motherfuckers just lying ABSURDLY right in everyone’s face. There’s more evidence of this Kim Jong Nam assassination than there was against OJ; yet here they are doubling, tripling, quadrupling down on any outrageous lie they can conjure up.

Heart attack? Laugh out loud funny claim. Heart attacks happen spontaneously, randomly. North Korea had a chick in a LOL shirt rush up, fatally poison this dude from behind with a nerve agent, and run off before the guy hurried to every employee at the airport frantically pointing to his face, finally dying in the clinic.

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It’s so absurdly indisputable that you have to respect it. It’s almost like these are the same people that execute their own leaders with anti-aircraft artillery for yawning at meetings.