Japanese Man Arrested For Robbing $185,000 To Feed His 120 Cats Daily Gourmet Dinners

(Source) A Japanese man went on a year-long burglary spree, making off with a haul worth $185,000 to feed 120 cats a gourmet diet, police said Thursday. Mamoru Demizu, 48, is suspected of breaking into houses to steal cash and jewels on 32 separate occasions. He told police that he stole things to come up with the money to feed scores of his feline friends, spending up to 25,000 yen ($250) a day, an officer said.

“He said he felt happiest when he rubbed his cheek against cats,” the officer said. Unemployed Demizu kept one animal at his home in Izumi city, western Japan, and about 20 in a nearby warehouse, while feeding 100 more strays that lived in the neighbourhood, the police said. “He would give them fresh fish and chicken, not cheap canned food,” he said.

You know the old saying “do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life”. Well yeah, I think that applies when we’re talking about Mamoru Demizu guy who’s sole job is to feed 100 stray cats because it gets his dick hard. Part of me wants to hate on him for being a weirdo robber that probably fucks a bunch of cats (if you think cheek rubs are all Mamoru is doing to get “happy” you don’t understand cat fuckers). But part of me respects his hustle.  I mean if these were dogs I would honestly want this guy’s job. That’s really the only thing that he fucked up with. He picked cats instead of dogs. If this was Mamoru Demizu king of wild dogs I’d have to think there would be a lot more public sympathy for his case. Instead it’s Mamoru crazy cat-man lady because Japanese people don’t have dogs. And I’m not saying Japan doesn’t have dogs as a racist knock on their culture, I’m saying they don’t have dogs because they probably ate them all for dinner. Maybe next time Mamoru, maybe next time.