A Man For Some Reason Brought A Bat To A Police Station And Started Hitting Windows Before Getting Hit Sticked To Hell By A Cop

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Lawrence Taylor, eat your motherfucking heart out! We now have a new reason why left tackles make the big bucks. This guy for some reason thought he had all the angles covered by bringing a bat to a potential gun fight, before getting straight up Terry Tated from the blindside. A+ form, A+ follow through, and no post-sack celly that could have cost his team valuable field position. Give that cop a raise and get this maniac with a bat a left tackle better than Ereck Flowers and a swing that matches the swagger of his bat waggle. Those swings define Punching Judy.

And I still don’t know what this guy’s game plan was going to a police station with a bat. If you are going to pull a stunt like this in Grand Theft Auto, you better be armed to the teeth or be able to shed wanted stars with more driving skills than all of the Fast And The Furious movies combined. This guy was neither and all he is now is a chalk outline on a police station floor.

P.S. Putting music to that video was weird as hell but it definitely set the mood for that mollywhopper of a hit.