Justin Tuck Is At Wharton Making Sketch Comedy

Justin Tuck is currently a full-time MBA student at Wharton Business School. Very savvy move from Tuck, considering he only has a few years before his brain turns to noodle kugle. Get that MBA before he can’t remember the difference between John Maynard Keynes and Milton Friedman. Luckily, he and his “group” found time to dip into sketch comedy. And boy, did they produce… something.

First of all, what the hell was going on with the sound? Seemed like they used the old string-cup method to record the audio for this dumpster fire.


Secondly, this premise felt racist to me. Justin Tuck is the enormous black bouncer of the fancy business school. Wow. Might as well make him the janitor, or the weed dealer, or the prisoner. Why can’t he just be a student? It’s 2017 Wharton; stop disenfranchising the African-American community. Can’t believe I have to be the one to say it.

Some highlights:

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If Justin Tuck came into your bedroom, ripped you out of bed, and carried you over his shoulder somewhere, I’m sure this is exactly the face you’d make (this is a racist take).

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Sir, you are neither b-boy stancing nor Asian squatting. Choose a side.

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Sup I guess? On a Monday night maybe probably definitely.

PS- “I went to the greatest schools.”