Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Caught Smuggling 54 Xanax Pills In His Butt?

JAX- The Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office charged a Jacksonville man with smuggling antidepressant pills into the Duval County Jail. Josh Fletcher, 34, was being booked for a separate incident early Sunday when 54 pills were found during a search, JSO said. The report said that the pills were possibly Alprazolam, commonly known as Xanax. The pills came from Fletcher’s anus, the police report said. Fletcher was charged with introducing contraband into a detention facility.

Yeah it sure does. Well maybe not. You know what it actually looks like? It looks like a guy who was smuggling 54 Xanax pills in his ass but the batch was originally 100 pills and he took 46 of them. Dude is ZONKED OUT. Guy doesn’t know if he’s in police custody or getting his dick sucked by 5,000 playmates. Which is the way to get arrested by the way. Just absolutely on Mars via Xanax. Getting arrested sucks, I know from experience cause I’m an idiot, but that had to be the most pleasurable arrest of all time. Can you imagine giving a shit about getting arrested while completely gone on Xanax? Or maybe the bag broke while he was smuggling them and it started to seep into his blood stream via his butthole. Either way he had to be the most relaxed jail inmate of all time. Hopefully he got some extra perks for good behavior.