Dominicks Is Currently Doing 50% Off All Groceries Before They Officially Close, Which Is Awesome, If You Feel Like Pretending The Apocolaypse Is Coming

RT @ScottSandalow: @redeyechicago here is the line for the self checkout on Damen and Chicago. #RIPDominicks pic.twitter.com/dsXgV0uB6r

— RedEye Chicago (@redeyechicago) December 13, 2013

Awesome idea, right up until you realize it basically means getting 50% off passed over lean cuisines and canned tuna while waiting in lines halfway around the grocery store with 300 people who can’t stand each other. I’m going to miss Dominick’s but even I don’t need to show up at that funeral. Like Black Friday crazies on steroids.