It's Time For Another Well-Filmed Austin Street Fight, This Time With A Bunch Of Chicks Who Have Their Lady Bits Flopping All Over The Damn Place

PREVIOUSLY: This Guy Knocking Out Dudes Who Cursed At His Girlfriend Is The Best Filmed Fight Video I’ve Ever Seen

Weirdly, one year ago today ON THE DOT I posted what I thought was the best-filmed fight video I’ve ever seen from Austin Texas, a video of a man fighting dudes in the name of chivalry and his girl, that also led to one of my favorite Vines ever:

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So in that respect, this well-shot video of a chick fight with big floppy titties and labia flopping about safely shielded by a Mosaic blur has a hell of a legacy to live up to. But in terms of sheer insanity and ratchetness combined with that Austin street fight cinematography the city is now known for, this video submitted a hell of an effort. Women laying it all on the line to attack other women for undeniably idiotic reasons. Rolling around on the floor, cheap shots, not a single concern for decency. Every chick involved here had warrior blood in them, some of it perhaps splattered around the pavement. And much like that last Austin video, it also had one standout character, one not even part of the fight. This hilarious fucking idiot:

TEBOWING. In 2017. Amidst titties and fists and insanity, this kid brought back 2012’s hottest trend right in everyone’s faces. Thankfully The Man gave him a chance to get his quality Instagrams off before tossing him like a toddler:

Need more Austin street fights like I need air. Get weird for me, Austin. Get real weird.