I'd Be Pissed If I Went To A Detroit Bowling Alley And A Fight DIDN'T Break Out

Detroit – A video of a brawl at an Allen Park bowl alley is going viral and has been viewed more than 100,000 times.

Thunderbowl Lanes has been around for decades and was the home of Bowling for Dollars and the Bowling Hall of Fame. Like most nights, it was packed over the weekend, but what happened has the management disgusted.

A group of about eight men fighting managed to wreak havoc in one of the club-like rooms off the main bowling alley.

In the brawl, a local rapper is in the midst of a melee where plenty of punches are throw, including at a young woman.

Who brought on the blows? It was a fight over a woman who wasn’t even there.

Thunderbowl charges cover to get in on the weekends, but management said after the fight, it’s going to get tougher and start doing purse checks. They think people are smuggling booze in and causing problems.

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There are some things you just expect from certain cities. For example, if you go to Baltimore, you better be asked if you want to purchase some crack. It’s part of the charm. If you go to Philly, you better have some inbred hillbilly puking blood on you for no good reason. And if you go to Detroit, you better witness a fight break out in a bowling alley. Absolutely nothing screams “I’m in Detroit” quite like getting liquored up and starting bowling alley fights. The bowling alley is to Detroit what the Arch is to St. Louis. You’d have to be an idiot to go to either city and not check them out. I imagine every bowling alley in Detroit has a shrine to Kid Rock, plays Bubba Sparxxx repeatedly, and everyone is openly drinking 40’s. It sounds like a lovely time for the entire family. So if a little donnybrook breaks out because a “local rapper” got too lost in the sauce, so be it. That’s just Detroit living.

PS: Nothing I love more than stories about “local rappers”. Pro tip for the kids out there- if you ever get arrested, just call yourself a “local rapper”. Street cred, plus it’s a great synonym for unemployed.