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Does This Asian Dude Have The Hardest Dick In The World? Yes

Bet this guy is an absolute DEMON in the sack. You know he’s giving that good good. Dude’s dick game is on a hundred and when you have the nickname “Iron Crotch”, it’s almost impossible for it not to be. You don’t blast yourself in the dick with a brick unless it’s giving you some superhuman strength in bed. Just look at our guy go.


He either got really sick of his friends ball-tapping him and decided to build up an immunity to it, or he’s the biggest savage this world has ever seen. Maybe a little bit of both. And here’s the scary thing. He’s recruiting an army. An army of Iron Dicks. An army of guys who can get kicked in the nuts or have a battering ram crush their nads and they don’t even wince.


If that’s not the most terrifying thing you’ve see in a while then I don’t know what is. This is how I know Asians are going to take over the world one day. They’re already smarter than the rest of us. Now they don’t even feel pain when you kick them in the nards. They took the only weak spot and turned it into their biggest asset. And he says it can cure erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation so now we’re fighting against an army of a bunch of dudes who are fully torqued and have the stamina to go for at least 7 or 8 whole minutes. Unbelievable.

And that was talking Asians….